Saturday, May 24, 2008

Wear Sunglasses

Don't squint.

Wear sunglasses.

If you squint, your face will become a healthy, sunkissed shade of tan, but all those crinkles (read: deep grooves) you've acquired around your eyes -- through laughing and glowering (you may be 55 years old, for cryin' in a bucket, and have done a lot of both) -- will be lily-white lines upon your countenance, shouting OLD LADY! OLD LADY!


No need to thank me for sharing from my vast wealth of knowledge. And don't EVEN ask me how I learned this. It's none of your beeswax.

He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. ~Psalms 91:1

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