From SugarPlum's Place

Daddy:  SugarPlum, please go play with your instruments in your bedroom with the door shut, so the dogs will stop barking.

SugarPlum:  Well I don't have no instruments.

Daddy:  Yes you do.  That's what you're playing with, and it's, "I don't have any instruments."

SugarPlum:  Well, do you wanna play with mine?

Blessed is the man that trusteth in the Lord, and whose hope the Lord is.  For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters, and that spreadeth out her roots by the river, and shall not see when heat cometh, but her leaf shall be green; and shall not be careful in the year of drought, neither shall cease from yielding fruit.  ~Jeremiah 17:7-8