Poaching Is Illegal

...anyway, isn't it? And it should be.

Thought I had it all figured out, didn't I?
"Pride goeth before destruction." (Prov 16:18)

Maybe not 1,000, but this picture is worth at least 4 or 5 unpleasant words:

Thus ends my foray into the world of microwave egg poaching.

Speak not in the ears of a fool: for he will despise the wisdom of thy words. Proverbs 23:9