Sunday, January 21, 2007

Hostessing Tips

Except in the direst of circumstances, avoid serving weasels for breakfast.

Guest towels are for guests ~ non-guests will please wipe their hands on their clothes.

Housing eleven overnight guests in a 3-bedroom castle is a feat to be attempted by only silly people with enough hot air to inflate many balloon beds.

All invitations issued with the notation BYOB (bring your own blanket).
Do not utter any family endearments [e.g. You Milk-Suckin'-Pig!] while in the company of guests.

Residents, REMEMBER: As far as anyone knows, we're a NICE, NORMAL FAMILY -- strive to maintain the illusion.

Use hospitality one to another without grudging.
I Peter 4:9

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